It does not work because the French are trying to sabotage all our Peugeot’s, Renaults, and Citroen’s due to the failing Brexit negotiations.
I would leave well alone until things have quietened down a bit, you may get some success once article 631B has been fullly initiated.

In the last picture, it looks like you are in a prison. Is this strangeways or rampion?

My car had a persistent rattling and humming sound from the passenger side. As soon as I banned the wife from my car, it stopped. I can’t replicate the sound no matter how hard I try. Ideas anyone?

Its ok ken, i think i will move to Audi forums, my sense of humour and technical expertise may be better suited there. I guess some people only want to whinge and moan. Life is too short, and lets face it, a car spends most of its life not actually moving, is it really worth getting stressed about a...

Circus? I remember the funeral of my uncle who worked in a circus, all the clowns came in one car!

Check out Seat Accessories - Expresso machine as part of the ‘gadget pack’ you numpty!

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Perhaps there have been no traffic announcements in your neck of the woods. count yourself lucky!

I hate computers, my bank account has been hacked again, this is the third time I’ be had to rename the cat

I think you will find there is an english one, www.seat.co.uk if you don't speak french or spanish. Long live Brexit !