I discovered the best time to change my car was when I left it with the doors unlocked and the keys in the ignition in the middle of Leeds...and nobody stole it !

This reminds me of my last French built car, i put the radio on and couldn't understand a word they were saying

My wife once called me saying there was water in the carburettor, I said how do you know? She said its in the river. I've forgiven her though, i got a new car for her, I thought it was agood swap

I won't be lost whenever i'm driving, my wife hs had the radio disconnected

I once got a new car for my wife... it was a good swap

I'm not waiting at all. I have an Audi Q3 GT XRI S Line Turbo, which is a far superior car compared with the 3008. It will give me months of fantastic worry free motoring until my R8 GT Line XRI Titanium is delivered in March 2018. Did I mention I will be having a personalised plate, '1 AM ACE' fitt...

What does the GT actually stand for? Many manufacturers use the name, but why? Why not be like Audi who use a far better system of classification, for example Q2 Q3 Q4 Q5 etc . All are superb cars and beat the pants off any of the lower budget makers such as ford, citroen, peugeot, vauxhall, mitsubi...

Does anyone wish they had bought an Audi Q3 instead of the 3008 due to a far better spec, and greater respect on the road from other drivers?
The Audi represents greater value for money, much better refinement and improved ego where the 3008 is a poor mans car.

*delivered

Thats nothing, mine was selivered minus the steering wheel !